"Dessert was never anything to write home about."
(H.I.M.M.H., page 131)

EpicLetdown.com. You should check it out. Or just read How I Met My Husband. They're pretty much the same thing.
This whole time, I thought that her and Chris Watters would end up getting married, and then POOF! SHE GOES FOR THE MAILMAN! The mailman? THE MAILMAN!
A very important lesson I learned form this story: it's not the story that tells you what's going on always, it's the title. Someone wouldn't (usually, unless we're talking poetry) name a piece of work Why I Hate Lima Beans and have the work be about The war in the Middle East. It just don't make no sense! That is how I have justified not burning this book which I'm reading out of: the author told me what they wanted to tell me. I found out how this girl met her husband. C'est la vie, no?