Wednesday, November 16, 2011

This one takes the cake, no pun intended...

"Tub lifted each of the four plates and licked it clean. He sat back, trying to catch his breath." (Hunters in the Snow, pg. 200)


Oh. OH MY GOSH YOU FAT PIG! YOU DISGUST ME WITH YOUR HUMILIATING GLUTTONY AND YOUR EXPANDING WAISTLINE! YOU ARE A PATHETIC EXCUSE FOR A HUMAN AND LIKE I SAID BEFORE, YOU DISGUST ME.
If I could ever meet Tub, that is what I would say to him. Just the very thought of him makes me want to regurgitate my after-school snack. Gluttony is one of the seven deadly sins, as is lust. Frank encourages Tub to be even more of a glutton than I ever imagined was possible, while Tub does nothing to prevent Frank's lusting over an adolescent. THIS IS UNHEALTHY!!!!!!!!!! I am just sick thinking of this horrible story. I'm glad the psycho-path Kenny is going to suffer a lot. He deserves it, the schizophrenic freak! I wish that Frank and Tub could freeze too, but they're just so selfish that they took the wounded guy's blankets. What a pack of selfish, hillbilly idiots. A song lyric very applicable to this story is "No eating here tonight! No eating here tonight you on a diet! You on a diet!" Oh wait...HE'S NOT ACTUALLY ON A DIET.

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