Oh. OH MY GOSH YOU FAT PIG! YOU DISGUST ME WITH YOUR HUMILIATING GLUTTONY AND YOUR EXPANDING WAISTLINE! YOU ARE A PATHETIC EXCUSE FOR A HUMAN AND LIKE I SAID BEFORE, YOU DISGUST ME.
If I could ever meet Tub, that is what I would say to him. Just the very thought of him makes me want to regurgitate my after-school snack. Gluttony is one of the seven deadly sins, as is lust. Frank encourages Tub to be even more of a glutton than I ever imagined was possible, while Tub does nothing to prevent Frank's lusting over an adolescent. THIS IS UNHEALTHY!!!!!!!!!! I am just sick thinking of this horrible story. I'm glad the psycho-path Kenny is going to suffer a lot. He deserves it, the schizophrenic freak! I wish that Frank and Tub could freeze too, but they're just so selfish that they took the wounded guy's blankets. What a pack of selfish, hillbilly idiots. A song lyric very applicable to this story is "No eating here tonight! No eating here tonight you on a diet! You on a diet!" Oh wait...HE'S NOT ACTUALLY ON A DIET.
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